5.22.2010

Bogies



A race of nasty, rotten, no-good, bottom-feeding gremlins. They have no real redeeming characteristics and a few nasty flaws; bad odor, skin that secretes grease, puny bodies, and regular deformities. They aren't exactly evil, but they are incapable of feeling gratitude (they don't really have much to be grateful about). As such, they are not prone to charity. Disgusting both inside and out, Bogies are greasy and rank.

Bodies are undeniable clever because they consider all the possibilities, even the ones that involve disgusting and deranged activities. They lack dignity completely. What would revile decent folk is in a Bogie's twisted little mind just another way to get ahead.

They tend to live in the grossest possible places. If living in an ordinary place, it will slowly become one of the grossest of possible places as their grease rubs off, their dung builds up, and sewage and muck is tracked back to their homes. Bogies are well aware of the power of stench and use it strategically to keep more "dignified" people out of their dwelling place.

Despite bad attitudes and grime, Bogies can have friendships with ordinary folks. While they aren't nice for nice’s sake, if a Bogie happens to like a person, the Bogie will be good to them. Bogies will do anything to get what they want. They know that the way you "get" people is to do things for them. It’s not friendship in the noblest sense, but those people who can get over the smell really don't mind the company of Bogies.

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